May 2013
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yesicanbelieveit:
so-so-lovely:
HARRY POTTER...
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Reblog if today is not your birthday.
spoken-not-written:
themockingjayd12:
Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
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lvysaur:
youhavetooletgo:
lvysaur:
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
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teashoesandhair:
utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:
tommarvolohiddles:
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
...
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stealingcheese:
everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liar you know the one i’m taking about
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me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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yo what the hell is this, how come i don’t get paid $21 an hour
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hepickedtherighttie:
napkindicks:
ship-all-the-gay:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
I think they want us to pick up where they left off
dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days
i’d say...
panicr:
faun-songs:
absoluteblue:
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electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
… God help us all.
BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST...
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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wilwheaton:
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
Yahoo buys Tumblr. →
The deal will make the 26-year-old New Yorker very rich, even though he was we was publicly opposed, even just last year, to selling the company.
NO
geometricdeathtrap:
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generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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swinubuh:
When i find myself in times of trouble Greece comes on to me speaking words of wisdom alcohol is free
ambitioncutsusdown:
thesixtysevenchevyimpala:
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
probably either eurovision or doctor who
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tobito:
we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more
best party ever
see now i have to go
waiting4codot:
Do You Hear the Fandoms Sing? A...
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please tell me this isn't going to happen →
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thewrongkhristol:
i wouldn’t cancel a show where the fandom sympathizes with a cannibal.
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sexhaver:
imagine a pinata filled with wasps. you can hear them buzzing angrily but your parents insist that you hit it anyways and that it’s a necessary part of growing up and that they did the same thing when they were your age. you hit the pinata and the wasps come pouring out and sting you and leave you curled up in agony while your parents yell at you for not being more careful. that’s...
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-annoying:
mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life
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rockingthesatellitecrash:
if you dont like bailey jay
omg
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