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August 26th 2014 1,624 notes
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  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches


August 25th 2014 199,202 notes
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arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

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it just…



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nintendoggy:

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

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copslay:

talking to other queer ppl like

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iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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“You DON’T wash your hair everyday?”
white girl with oily, stringy hair who got lice when she was 7 (via whitepeoplesaidwhat)

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