Reblog if today is not your birthday.

spoken-not-written:

themockingjayd12:

Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

fuckthesex:

Well thank fuck for that.

platinumvag:

me, blogging

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god

teashoesandhair:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

and, of course, from henry v

ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

ohmygod

stealingcheese:

everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liar
you know the one i’m taking about

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

thingswhoviansshoulddo:

so much irony I can taste it in my water

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

yo what the hell is this, how come i don’t get paid $21 an hour

so accurate.